whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”
we’re being faced with a serious issue.
there is only 1 sarcasm left
now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.
yeah, okay, i’ll be sure to do that
A: I love it
B: It’s really cute
C: Not a bad ship
D: I’m neutral on it
E: I don’t really like it
N/A: I don’t know the ship well enough
Bring it, people. Send me all the ships.
do this i am running on four hours sleep and need to crush some dreams